Really Funny Joke Definition
I have friends who are great joke-tellers. They time their lines perfectly. But, "joke delivery" was never my cup of tea. I excel in sharing cute funny quotes. And somehow, it seems to get my listeners' funny bone. You can also work on being a funny person by using some cute funny quotes. Start with this page of funny quotes.
I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.
I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
Miguel de Unamuno
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Don't forget Mother's Day… or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Confidence: wear it like make-up!
Stop planning your life, and let it plan itself. Quit trying to find the perfect boy & let him find you. If you dont want drama then dont talk ****. Things are only as complicated as you make them..
she was the kind of girl that never let the guys get the best of her, that didn’t fall in love easily, until that one guy came along
It’s not cause I don’t like you, it’s just that I’m scared of loving and losing
she’s not perfect, & neither is he
but together, they just might be
& most of all;
i’m scared of not being