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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons.
Tommy Lee Jones is hilarious. I would say, if you look at the body of his work, the character he is most like is the one in 'The Fugitive.' That's how he talks and jokes. That is the type of energy he has.
Will Smith All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal anyway?
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.
Alice Walker I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.
Tahar Ben Jelloun
For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.