Thursday 13 June 2013

Procrastination Quotes Funny

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.  ~Don Marquis
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.  ~Author Unknown
Every duty which is bidden to wait returns with seven fresh duties at its back.  ~Charles Kingsley
The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.  ~Author Unknown
If it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done.  ~Author Unknown
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.  ~Robert Benchley
There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.  ~Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister
It is an undoubted truth, that the less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.  ~Earl of Chesterfield
The two rules of procrastination:  1) Do it today.  2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.  ~Author Unknown
One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.  ~Vincent T. Foss
You may delay, but time will not.  ~Benjamin Franklin
Someday is not a day of the week.  ~Author Unknown
To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.  ~Eva Young
Don't fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.  ~C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958
Procrastination is opportunity's assassin.  ~Victor Kiam
If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.  ~Olin Miller
What may be done at any time will be done at no time.  ~Scottish Proverb
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.  ~Joe Ryan
Procrastination is something best put off until tomorrow.  ~Gerald Vaughan
I've been looking over the list of spring chores I made up last fall, and darned if they aren't fall chores, after all.  ~Robert Brault,
The best way to get something done is to begin.  ~Author Unknown
You know you are getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate.  ~Author Unknown
I do my work at the same time each day - the last minute.  ~Author Unknown
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.  ~Spanish Proverb
The time to begin most things is ten years ago.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Eventually, time takes care of everything.  The trouble with procrastination is that people give up on it too soon.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Putting off an easy thing makes it hard.  Putting off a hard thing makes it impossible.  ~George Claude Lorimer
Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fools reform.  ~Edward Young
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.  ~Mark Twain
Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.  ~Jimmy Lyons
A year from now you may wish you had started today.  ~Karen Lamb
Procrastination is like masturbation.  At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself.  ~Author unknown, possibly from Monty Python?
One of these days is none of these days.  ~Attributed to both Henri Tubach and H.G. Bohn
Procrastination is the thief of time.  ~Edward Young

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