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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
George Bernard Shaw
Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is.
Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
It's fun; baseball's fun.
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game.
Walt Whitman Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
H. L. Mencken
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world.
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand.
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don't think about it is when I'm playing it.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
When baseball is no longer fun, it's no longer a game.