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"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You."
"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it."
"Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep"
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
Erica Mann Jong
"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone."
"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open."
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first"
"Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be."
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.
John F. Kennedy
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
Confucius Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.
Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth