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Thursday, 13 June 2013

Quote Of The Day Funny Work

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.~ Oscar Wilde
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. ~ Jerome K. Jerome
I didn't have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped. ~ Martha Raye
No project was ever completed on time and within budget. ~ Cheops Law
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. ~ Huey Long
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock. ~ Pablo Picasso
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. ~ Danny McGoorty
Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles. ~ Robert Brault
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. ~ Dr.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. ~ Charlie McCarthy
Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden. ~ Orson Scott Card
The average millionaire can't tell you who got thrown off the island last night. ~ Dave Ramsey
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. ~ Robert Frost
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. ~ Scott Adams
If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it. ~ Charles F. Kettering
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. ~ Earl Nightingale
The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get the credit. ~ Dwight Morrow
Liberals say we should end employment discrimination. I say we should end employment. ~ Bob Black
Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing. ~ Ambrose Bierce
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. ~ Harry S. Truman
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. ~ Joey Adams
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. ~ Lane Kirkland
The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week. ~ Robert Frost
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Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day. ~ Ed Bernard
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. ~ Anonymous
Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses. ~ Ira Wallach
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. ~ Robert Orben
Managers in all too many American companies do not achieve the desired results because nobody makes them do it. ~ Harold S. Geneen
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. ~ Howard Aiken
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all. ~ Sam Ewing