Monday, 10 June 2013

Monday Quotes Funny

Monday Quotes Funny Definition

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For me, monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.
Anonymous
Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on monday.
Anonymous
I always give 100% at work:13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday
Anonymous
I call you a monday because nobody likes you.
Calixte Fequiere
I got 99 problems and they’re all due monday.
Anonymous
I hate mondays because monday hates me.
Anonymous
I have come to conclusion that mondays last 50% longer than other days.
Turtle Dundee
I haven’t had this bad of a monday since last monday.
Anonymous
I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I’ve killed all my employees in my head like 3 times
Anonymous
If each day is a gift I’d like to know where I can return mondays.
Anonymous
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
Anonymous
If you start the week with a positive attitude on monday, it’ll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week.
Anonymous
“It’s just been a long week, that’s all.”
“It’s monday night, Jess.”
“My point exactly.”
Scott Westerfeld
Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?
Anonymous
Monday’s are like hangovers…Nobody likes them!
Anonymous
Monday? ..Really? I’m quite sure I didn’t get my full portion of weekend !
Anonymous
Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.
Roy Station
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Anonymous
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
Anonymous
Monday is the key day of the week.
Gaelic Proverb
Monday is like math. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the Happiness.
Anonymous
Monday is the root of all evil.
Anonymous
Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.
Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni, The Mistress of Spices
Monday must be a man it comes too quickly.
Anonymous
Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable at work!
Anonymous
Mondays are God’s punishment for what you did during the weekend.
Anonymous
Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
Jarod Kintz
Mondays should be optional
Anonymous
Of all the days that’s in the week, I dearly love but one day – And that’s the day that comes between a Saturday and Monday.
Henry Carey
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
H. Allen Smith
On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?
A. A. Hodge
Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is monday.
Anonymous
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.
Dan Salomon
There are no miracles on Mondays.
Amy Neftzger
They should make Mondays illegal.
Anonymous
This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.
Lisa Mantchev
What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.
Kevin Dalton
Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?
Anonymous

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