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For me, monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.
Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on monday.
I always give 100% at work:13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday
I call you a monday because nobody likes you.
I got 99 problems and they’re all due monday.
I hate mondays because monday hates me.
I have come to conclusion that mondays last 50% longer than other days.
I haven’t had this bad of a monday since last monday.
I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I’ve killed all my employees in my head like 3 times
If each day is a gift I’d like to know where I can return mondays.
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
If you start the week with a positive attitude on monday, it’ll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week.
“It’s just been a long week, that’s all.”
“It’s monday night, Jess.”
“My point exactly.”
Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?
Monday’s are like hangovers…Nobody likes them!
Monday? ..Really? I’m quite sure I didn’t get my full portion of weekend !
Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
Monday is the key day of the week.
Monday is like math. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the Happiness.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.
Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni, The Mistress of Spices
Monday must be a man it comes too quickly.
Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable at work!
Mondays are God’s punishment for what you did during the weekend.
Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
Mondays should be optional
Of all the days that’s in the week, I dearly love but one day – And that’s the day that comes between a Saturday and Monday.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
H. Allen Smith
On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?
A. A. Hodge
Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is monday.
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.
There are no miracles on Mondays.
They should make Mondays illegal.
This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.
What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.
Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?