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Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Halloween Quotes Funny

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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
-Richard Harris
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
-Rodney Dangerfield
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
-Jean Baudrillard
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
-Drew Carey
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
-Charles Swartz
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
-Chris Rock
The werewolf is neither man nor wolf, but a satanic creature with the worst qualities of both.
-Warner Oland
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
-Rita Rudner
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
~Author Unknown
As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night,
Let loose upon the Earth till it be light...
~Nicholas Gordon, poemsforfree.com
Eat, drink and be scary. ~Author Unknown
Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
~Joel Benton
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
~Erma Bombeck
Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October’s days.
~Author Unknown
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon, poemsforfree.com
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
~Steve Almond
Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things. ~Dee Snider
At first cock-crow the ghosts must go
Back to their quiet graves below.
~Theodosia Garrison
'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
~William Shakespeare