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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
 Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
 By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
After all, what is a pedestrian? He is a man who has two cars-one being driven by his wife, the other by one of his children.  
My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.
 Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families, that they are least two-thirds incontinent.
If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.
One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future.
Some family trees have beautiful leaves, and some have just a bunch of nuts. Remember, it is the nuts that make the tree worth shaking.  

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