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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
T. S. Eliot
When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.
Hugh Jackman The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun.
John D. Rockefeller
I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management.
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Dave Barry A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more.
Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we feel 107.
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
I don't know how people live without coffee, I really don't.
Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
Lara Flynn Boyle