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Monday, 10 June 2013

Birthday Quotes Funny

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – By Robert Frost
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – By Erma BombeckA man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. – By R. C. Ferguson
Age is a number and yours is unlisted. – By Unknown
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – By Jack Benny
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – By Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – By Sir Norman Wisdom
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – By Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. – By Unknown Author
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. – By Leo Rosenberg
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – By John Glenn
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. – By Anthony Powell
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. – By Eva Gabor
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. – By Unknown Author
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. – By Phyllis Diller
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself. – By Ubie Blake
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. – By Euripedes
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. – By Jennifer Yane
It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. – By Brigitte Bardot
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Father Larry Lorenzoni
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. - Anonymous
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.- Pope John
You are only as old as you act! - Anonymous
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Anonymous
It's so sad to grow old alone. My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows.- Anonymous
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it. - Anonymous