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Thursday 13 June 2013

Alcohol Quotes Funny

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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob Marley
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Winston Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
George Bernard Shaw
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
Carl Jung
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea.
Ernest Hemingway
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Sammy Davis, Jr.
I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
Jim Carrey
Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.
Marilyn vos Savant
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
Raymond Chandler
Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
William S. Burroughs
I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol.
Taylor Swift
If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.
Dick Gregory
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Finley Peter Dunne There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.
Ovid
I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.
Kim Kardashian
As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery for 26 million Americans suffering the ravages of alcohol and drug addiction.
Jim Ramstad
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the contrary, it encourages him in his folly, it transports him to the supreme regions where he is master of his own destiny.
Marguerite Duras
As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education - and less on alcohol and cigarettes.
Dee Dee Myers