21st Birthday Quotes Funny DefinitionSource(google.com.pk)
“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”
“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.”
– Lewis Carro
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
“Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.”
“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.”
“Pleas’d look forward, pleased to look behind, And count each birthday with a grateful mind.”
“The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.”
-Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?”
“A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.”
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”
Congratulations! You’re no longer a teenager. Now just wait till you get to be the parent of one.
- Greg Tamblyn
When you’re 21, you have to pay your own way. You’re going to have a whole different opinion about wearing designer jeans.
Your parents are really excited about you turning 21. They’ve already shown me the re-design plans for your room.
At 21 years old, lots of new doors open up. Unfortunately the ones that could get you in the most trouble are the most tempting.
On my 21st birthday my parents gave me a cheese platter. I kept the knife just in case I ever want to give it back.
Now that you’re 21, it’s time to stop playing video games and start designing them.
I enjoyed being 21 so much, I’ve been that old for several years now.
Finally you’re 21 and I can say I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.