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Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Marriage Quotes Funny

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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
James C. Dobson
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe
Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it's not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long.
Amy Grant
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Doug Larson
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
If I get married, I want to be very married.
Audrey Hepburn
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Judith Viorst
Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Benjamin Franklin
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
James H. Boren
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katharine Hepburn
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Abraham Lincoln
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates